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LET’S PLAY A GAME
Match the City to the shenanigans
A. Jail (Portland, Oregon)
B. Hamburg, Germany
C. Mumbai, India
D. Chicago, Illinois
E. Munich, Germany
F. Austin, Texas
1. Kate gets hit in the head a lot. But even getting kneed in the eye, sadly hasn’t left a bruise. Her whole life has been leading up to the moment she can sport a shiner.
2. Making your own alcohol can be achieved through a simple process of steeping your bread chunks into the ketchup-apple-juice-shredded-cheese blend and allowing it to ferment for a few days in a milk jug. Store in a cool, dry place; preferably hidden above one of the ceiling tiles.
3. When asked why she lead a room full of people to dry-heave and squirm in their seats, Kate responded with one word: Revenge
4. As part of a secret pact, she fled an ad agency to avoid a security guard running after her
5. She calculated she could pack a suitcase in 5 minutes, get to the airport in 40, buy a ticket at the counter to any neighboring country in 20, and board the earliest flight out within another hour. Anything to avoid the police that had demanded she report to the Terrorist Center for drug-testing
6. She’s worked in Nazi Headquarters (okay, this is a gimme)